LESSON 3: FACE

OK, SO I KNOW I HAVE BEEN VERY LAX ABOUT WRITING POSTS, AND IT'S A HORRIBLE WAY TO START... SO I HAVE TAKEN A VOW TO TRY TO BE MORE CONSISTENT.... I HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG ITS GOING TO LAST, BUT I WILL DO MY BEST. SO BY THIS TIME YOU HAVE ALREADY GOTTEN THE SPANX... WHICH HAS SMOOTHED YOU OUT ALL OVER, WHICH IN TURN MAKES YOU LOOK BETTER IN YOUR CLOTHES, AND YOU HAVE GOTTEN YOUR SCENT TO BOOST YOUR CONFIDENCE.. AND WELL MAKE YOU SMELL GOOD. ;-P. NOW ITS TIME TO CONCENTRATE ON YOUR FACE, AND I DON'T MEAN JUST MAKE-UP, I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU SKIN. A LOT OF YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHAT THE HELL IM TALKING ABOUT SO HERE I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU AN ANALOGY. LETS SAY YOU HAVE THE RECIPE FOR THIS AMAZING DISH... LETS SAY LASAGNA FOR THE HELL OF IT. SO YOU HAVE THIS AMAZING RECIPE BUT YOU USE MEDIOCRE INGREDIENTS. IT'S GOING TO TASTE O.K. BUT BECAUSE OF YOUR INGREDIENTS YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO REACH IT'S FULL POTENTIAL. SAME WITH YOU FACE. IF YOU DIMISS THE FACT THAT YOU NEED TO MAINTAIN YOU SKIN, AND JUST LOAD A BUNCH OF MAKE-UP ON, YOU MAY LOOK O.K. BUT YOU WILL NEVER REACH YOUR FULL POTENTIAL, BECAUSE YOUR 'INGREDIENTS' AREN'T THE BEST. SO HERE IS THE TRICK TO MAINTAINING GREAT SKIN. EVERY ONE NEED THESE FOUR THINGS IN THIER SKIN CARE ROUTINE: 1) A CLEANSER 2) A MOISTURIZER 3) AN EYE CREAM 4) SUNSCREEN. NOW IF YOU HAVE WRINKLES AND MAJOR ACNE, YOU ARE GOING TO NEED TO ADD A SOME THINGS TO THE LIST DEPENDING ON HOW BAD YOUR SKIN IS, BUT FOR THE MOST PART EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE THOSE FOUR THINGS, AND I WILL GUARANTEE THAT YOUR FACE WILL LOOK AMAZING IN 1 MONTH. A LOT OF PEOPLE MISUNDERSTAND, AND THINK THEY NEED TO BUY THE MOST EXPENSIVE CREAMS POSSIBLE TO HAVE GLOWING SKIN. HERES THE TRUTH.... THOS EXPENSIVE CREAMS ARE PERFUMED GOAT PEE. WELL, CLOSE ENOUGH... SO NO THANKS. HERE ARE SOME GOOD WEBSITES FOR REASONABLY PRICED SKIN CARE SYSTEMS. JUST CLICK ON THE COMPANY BRAND AND IT WILL LEAD YOU TO THE CORRECT SKIN CARE SYSTEM.

CLINIQUE

KORRES

CLEAN & CLEAR

NEUTROGENA

OK SO HERE ARE A FEW TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA. PERSONALLY I USE KORRES, BECAUSE I PREFER USING ALL NATURAL BRANDS, BUT REALLY ANYTHING COULD WORK. DON'T BREAK YOUR WALET OVER THIS THOUGH... GO WITH YOUR BUDGET, BECAUSE REALLY, THEY ARE ALL PRETTY MUCH THE SAME. ANYWAYS YOU WANT TO USE THE REGIMEN TWICE A DAY. ONC WHEN YOU WAKE UP, AND WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP. IF YOU CAN SPRING FOR IT, TRY FINDING A MOISTURIZING MASK AS WELL. IT'S NOT NECESSARY BUT IT QUICKENS THE PROCESS. YOU BASICALLY USE THE MASKE ONCE A WEEK, AND IT REJUVENATES YOUR SKIN OVERNIGHT. I USUALLY USE IT WHEN I BREAK OUT. SO ANYWAYS... THAT ABOUT RAPS UP TODAYS POST. HOPE YOU GUYS ARE HAVING AN AWESOME DAY! OH AND REMEMBER.... NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, YOU WILL NEVER BE THAT PERSON YOU DREAM TO BE, UNLESS YOU BELIEVE IF YOURSELF. CIAO!

LESSON 2: SCENT

MOST PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE HOW COMPELLING PERFUME, OR SCENT CAN BE. HONESTLY, IT CAN BE A DEALBREAKER... OR MAKER. SO HERE'S LESSON #2. THERE ARE SEVERAL REASONS WHY I CHOSE SCENT TO BE IMPORTANT. THE FIRST AND FOREMOST BEING THAT SCENT MAKES THE WEARER CONFIDANT. IF YOU ARE WEARING SOME SEXY SMELLING PERFUME, YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL POWERFUL, YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL HOT AS HELL, AND YOU ARE GOING TO PROJECT YOUR EMOTIONS OUT TO EVERYONE THAT MAKE THEM NOTICE AND THINK "DAMN". SECOND, GUYS ARE VERY ATTRACTED TO SCENT... BUT NOT THE KIND IN WHICH IT OVERPOWERS AND MAKES YOU SMELL LIKE A 2 DOLLAR HO... MORE LIKE A SUBTLE REMINDER OF YOU. NOW, SCENT ALSO HAS TO DEPEND ON YOUR PERSONALITY. IF YOU TEND T OBE FLIRTY AND LIGHT... GO WITH A FLORAL SCENT. IF YOU TEND TO BE MORE INTENSE GO WITH A DARKER MORE SENSUAL SCENT... LIKE VANILLA OR MOCHA/CHOCOLATE. I PREFER THE LATTER, BUT THATS JUST ME. PERSONALLY I LIKE TO COORDINATE MY SCENTS, SO THAT MY SHAMPOO/CONDITIONER, BODY WASH, LOTION, AND PERFUME ARE ALL THE SAME. IT ONLY REQUIRES ONE ONE SPRITZ IN THE MORNING AND YOUR SET. YOU CAN FIND SETS EVERYWHERE FROM ANY PRICE RANGE. DOLLAR STORE TO DEPARTMENT STORE... SO IT CAN FIT YOUR BUDGET. ANYWAYS HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR SECOND LESSON!

LESSON 1: POWER OF SPANX!

OK. SO HERE IS THE FIRST LESSON, (I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE A SEC AND SAY WOOHOO!) ALRIGHT, GOT THAT OVER WITH. NOW, THE FIRST THING THAT EVERY WOMAN WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN, IS THE EVER PRESENT MUFFIN TOP. *SHUDDER* THIS UNFORTUNATELY IS THE FIRST THING YOU SEE WHEN SOMEONE IS WALKING UP TO YOU, SINCE THE TORSO SHOWS OFF TWO THINGS: YOUR BOOBS AND YOUR LEGS. SO, IF YOU HAVE FAT JIGGLING OVER THE WAIST OF YOUR PANTS, ODDS ARE YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL BAD, WHICH TRANSLATES TO LACK OF CONFIDENCE, THAT TRANSITIONS TO LACK OF SEXINESS. SO A TEMPORARY WAY TO FIX THE PROBLEM, IS TO GO AN GET YOURSELF SPANX. NOW, I AM IN NO WAY CONNECTED TO THE COMPANY, EXCEPT FOR BEING A COMPLETELY ENTHRALLED CUSTOMER. I WENT TO NORDSTROMS, AND WAS AMAZED TO SEE HOW MANY WOMEN WERE BUYING THEM. SO NATURALLY, BEING THE RESEARCH GEEK THAT I AM I LOOK IT UP, AND THE COMMENTS WERE PHENOMENAL. I WANTED TO MAKE SURE I GOT THE BEST DEAL. WITHIN MY RESEARCHING I FOUND THERE ARE TWO CATEGORIES OF SPANX: NYLON AND CONTROL. IT TURNS OUT NYLON IS GOOD FOR ABOUT 5 TRIES AND LOSSES IT ELASTICITY AFTER THAT. SO I RECOMMEND THE CONTROL FOR EVERY DAY AND THE NYLON FOR GOING OUT (SINCE IT HAS STOCKINGS AND ECT.) THE CONTROL MOLDS EVERYTHING, SUCKS, AND LIFTS, SO IT LITERALLY MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR AT LEAST 1 SIZE SMALLER. SO NOW YOU ARE PROBABLY ASKING YOURSELF WHY I AM GOIN GONE ABOUT THIS? WELL HERE'S THE DEAL. IF YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT YOURSELF, AND NOT PROUD OF YOUR BODY, YOU ARE GOING TO KEEP SPREADING THAT NEGATIVE ENERGY TO PEOPLE YOU MEET. SO SPANX IS A TEMPORARY FIX THAT MAKES YOU FEEL AND LOOK THAT MUCH BETTER. IN MY EXPERIENCE, WHEN I LOOK EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD, I TAKE MORE TIME ON MAKE-UP, HAIR, AND ACCESSORIES, WHICH MAKES ME FEEL EVEN BETTER, WHICH MAKES PEOPLE QUOTING ONE REPUBLIC "STOP & STARE".

STORY OF MY LIFE

ALRIGHT, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN KNOWN AS THE SHY QUIET GIRL, AND SO NO ONE WANTED TO TALK TO ME. I WAS OK WITH THIS AT FIRST, I MEAN COME ON... I HAD THE SOCIAL SKILLS OF AN AUTISTIC TURTLE, AND THEN AS I GREW UP, I STARTED TO CRAVE BEING NORMAL.... POPULAR. BUT BY THAT TIME, EVERYONE HAD ALREADY JOINED THEIR CLIQUES, AND WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SOCIALLY AWKWARD NERDY GIRL. SO I ENDED UP WITH THE OUTCASTS.... HUGE MISTAKE! DON'T GET ME WRONG, THEY WERE NICE AND EVERYTHING, BUT FOR TEENAGERS THEY KNEW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT POKEMON FOR MY LIKING. NOW I AM IN MY SENIOR YEAR, AND I HAVE 5 MONTHS TO TURN MY LIFE AROUND TO THE WAY I WANT IT. I DON'T WANT TO END UP LOOKING BACK AND SAYING... "GEE, HIGH SCHOOL SUCKED....( WELL I WOULDN'T USE GEE, SINCE WE AREN'T IN THE 40'S BUT YOU GET THE IDEA) HOW AM I EVER GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO MY DAUGHTER? THE PERSON WHO IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK UP TO YOU? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL HER I WAS A NERD?". SO, THATS THE SHORT VERSION, AND IF YOU WANT THE WHOLE NASTY BUSINESS, WELL THEN SUCKS FOR YOU, CUZ THATS ALL YOU ARE GOING TO GET. I HAVE HAD 4 YEARS OF OBSERVING AND WATCHING EVERY CHICK FLICK AND READ EVER SELF-HELP BOOK KNOWN TO MAN, SO I AM CONFIDENT THAT I HAVE THE INFORMATION TO CREATE THE LIFE I WANT. EVERY DAY I'LL WRITE A NEW LESSON ON HOW TO IMPROVE YOURSELF, (WHICH I HAVE ALREADY IMPLEMENTED AND RATED IN ACCURACY) WHICH OF COURSE YOU CAN MOLD TO FIT YOUR OWN PERSONALITY. I AM GOING TO CHANGE THIS AROUND... AND WITH EVERY POST, HOPEFULLY SOME OTHER LONELY GIRL WILL HAVE A GUIDE, RATHER THAN STUMBLE THROUGH.